I miss Twitter. There are so many things here I could Twit about, so yesterday I went around with the theme “#thatawkwardmomentwhen” so below you’ll find a collection of a day’s worth of tweets, if only I could tweet…
#thatawkwardmomentwhen
-Throwing up in the metro station
-Crying your eyes out right as an entire subway of people is unloading
-Peeing in the streets
-Pooping the the streets
-Falling off your bike
-Falling off your motorcycle
-Crashing your bike crashing your motorcycle
-Getting in trouble with the police, seriously you must have really messed up for them to actually enforce the law
-Missing the subway and then slamming on the door, another one will come calm down
-Getting squished in the subway door
-Walking into a wall, person, or some other object because you’re so engrossed in your electronic device.
-PJs in public
-you have to repeat yourself 100 times just for the taxi driver to understand where you want to go
-struggling to speak chinese with someone fluent in english
-buying something and then realizing that you should have barter for a lower price
-having a clothesline full of underwear and people walk into your room
-having to explain to someone (an American) what “improv” is…
While I was in the Church Praying, a woman who worked for the Church began to sing:
The map shows just how far the Basilica is from my university.
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